As a girl, there aren’t a lot of options out there that don’t have the word “naughty” in front of it. Naughty nurse. Naughty teacher. Naughty cop. All of these professions are the opposite of naughty in real life (at least in the hospitals, schools and streets that I’ve encountered)
So, the trick is to still blend in with my girlfriends who dress “naughty”, yet have a legit costume. (and of course, if anyone has to ask you who you are dressed as, your costume is a bad one)
I spent the later part of my afternoon narrowing down the list, which I now have down to 4.



I lived with Rob this particular Halloween and agreed to be a wrestler with him. A great idea in theory. But since the singlet pushed my boobs into my armpits, Rob was tackling me every chance he got, and I had too much to drink; I spent most of Halloween 2005 under this table.
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